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Now that Daenerys (aka "The Mad King's daughter") has landed in Westeros, it's safe to say that Cersei is feeling the heat of dragonbreath at her door.
SEE ALSO: It's time for that big 'Game of Thrones' meeting and we're freaking outHandily, she still has the reliably creepy Qyburn as her political fixer, and after facilitating the mass murder of several hundred rival nobles and priests at the Sept of Baelor last season, the disgraced former maester has come up with an equally subtle approach to help Cersei defeat Dany's dragons, should they come knocking:
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Yep, a gigantic crossbow. (Or I guess a harpoon, if we're being pedantic?)
You know who else got all tingly from playing with projectiles? This guy:
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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable It looks like Cersei has just discovered the joys of her son's favorite weapon. There's nothing nightmare-inducing about this scenario -- or Cersei's satisfied little smirk -- at all, right?!
SEE ALSO: 'Game of Thrones' just solved its biggest problem in one bloody swoopTo be fair, crossbows do appear to be the Lannister weapon of choice:
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Inbreeding isn't the only thing that runs in this family!
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