If you're an adult seeking to cool off in the summer,video sex porno especially if you live in an urban area, your options are garbage. Lakes are far. Public pools are overrun. Beaches have terrible chairs.
That's why so many of us have given in and purchased baby pools for ourselves and our friends. As I type this, there are multiple kiddie pool (and, good god, dumpster pool) parties planned all across Brooklyn.
And even though sharing is caring or whatever, I'm encouraging all of our readers to practice a little self-care and purchase a kiddie pool for themselves this summer.
Your miserable, disgusting feet deserve it.
SEE ALSO: The ultimate MashReads guide to summer readingDon't get me wrong -- kiddie pools are a depressing alternative to real pools. The hose water is freezing, and there's no proper filtration system. Kiddie pools are a breeding ground for dead ladybugs and little brown things that are definitely rabid raccoon turds, even though your friends don't believe you.
Once you use a kiddie pool once, it's never clean again.
They're also depressingly small. (I guess that's whole "kiddie part" about it). Unless you're two feet tall, you can forget the water climbing any higher than your lower thigh.
Face it: Kiddie pools are like a ice cold bath you take outside. And they're the only thing I've got going.
There are so many unexpected benefits to being an adult in a kiddie pool, including but not limited to:
Forget a public pool full of fifth grader snot. Purchase a kiddie pool that you can use in the privacy of your own home and that can fit no more than 1.5 large adult butts.
Our society doesn't do nearly enough sharing. But every once in a while private property is a good thing, Karl Marx, especially when it comes to baby pools. You shouldn't have to share toenail bacteria with anyone but yourself.
You're never going to have the money to retire, forget buy a real pool. So gather all your backpack change together and head to your nearest shitty supermarket to purchase a kiddie pool upfront.
Bad news: you're also never going to have enough money for a backyard, so might as well buy a pool the size of a cardboard box.
Once you hit thirty, kids, your feet are a constant source of pain. Give them a break and drown them in some freezing water while you, errr, *mockingly* read the latest issue of goop.
Sometimes squeezing into a stereotype is a good thing. Embrace your Thrillist side and go all in on a kiddie pool and irony.
Being liked by your friends is a good thing!
Air conditioning is a pernicious threat to many women in the workplace like myself. If only more workplaces set their temperatures at normal levels and offered staff their own private kiddie pools.
Not biking, not hiking, not camping. Good old-fashioned, poisonous for your health, sitting.
You can't be "too old" for a kiddie pool. Listen to your heart/my listicle. Go out there, dip your toes in a sparkling new kiddie pool, and taste your own discount paradise.
NYT Connections Sports Edition hints and answers for January 28: Tips to solve Connections #127
Rascally stranger returns a long lost ID, complete with a devious explanation
New BFFs Rihanna and Prince Harry got an HIV test together
Ireland is compensating a woman who was forced to travel for an abortion
NYT Connections hints and answers for February 1: Tips to solve 'Connections' #601.
Magic mushrooms ease anxiety in cancer patients, studies show
You're blocked! How to get The Donald to block you on Twitter
Feds to AT&T and Verizon: Your free data deals violate net neutrality
Brest vs. PSG 2025 livestream: Watch Champions League for free
24 gifts for people who treat their dogs like children
NYT Connections hints and answers for February 5: Tips to solve 'Connections' #605.
Woman hung 10,000 rainbow Christmas lights to protest a homophobic neighbor
This controversial website is targeting 'radical' left
A confused Chris Pratt seems to think Jennifer Lawrence is in his photos
Clean energy projects soared in 2016 as solar and wind got cheaper
You're blocked! How to get The Donald to block you on Twitter
Please enjoy this endless hallway decorated with Jake Gyllenhaal's face
The 10 athletes who gained the most Instagram followers in 2016
Best Presidents' Day deal: Save $250 on Peloton Bike
10 new video game releases to watch for in December 2016
No, you're probably not about to blow a 'sneeze hole' in your throatYour Amazon Prime monthly plan just got more expensivePorn traffic took a hit during the first matches of 'Overwatch' LeaguePatreon updates content reporting tool, hires human moderatorsUnlucky sister faces our biggest fear when a roach lands on her mouthHODL becomes a rallying cry in the midst of cryptocurrency crashThe internet reacts hilariously to Nintendo Labo's cardboard accessoriesChinese startup MeltMall released "Odorless Socks," and we tested themOnePlus admits credit card hack impacts up to 40,000 customersThe big con: How tech companies made a killing by fudging their numbersGoogle bus attacked outside of San FranciscoEllen Pompeo talks equal pay, asking for what you're worthAmazon Alexa app update brings assistant capabilities to smartphonesTwitter to notify users who engaged with Russian propaganda accountsSomeone had a seizure in VR and nobody knew what to doGoogle bus attacked outside of San FranciscoDownload this: a practice app for HQ TriviaEllen Pompeo talks equal pay, asking for what you're worthNew patent reveals what LG's foldable phone could look likeWhy is it so hard for seniors to find suitable sex toys? Early Spring Sketches by Yi Sang Our Cover Star, London: An Interview with Emilie Louise Gossiaux by Sophie Haigney My Lumbago Isn’t Acting Up: On Disney World by Molly Young Head Studies: A Conversation with Jameson Green by Camille Jacobson Fireworks: On Kenneth Anger and The Legend of Zelda by The Paris Review Diary, 2021 by Lydia Davis At Chloë’s Closet Sale by Sophie Kemp The Review’s Review: Don Carlo and the Abuse of Power by Krithika Varagur Friendship by Devon Brody Rear Window, Los Feliz by Claudia Ross Who Was Robert Plunket? by Danzy Senna “The British Male!”: On Martin Amis by The Paris Review August 27–September 4: What the Review’s Staff Is Doing Next Week by The Paris Review The Cups Came in a Rush: An Interview with Margot Bergman by Na Kim On Cormac McCarthy by The Paris Review A Letter from Henry Miller by Henry Miller A Spring Dispatch from the Review’s Poetry Editor by Srikanth Reddy Lifelines: On Santa Barbara by Jamie Quatro 5 Days of Awesome Wallpapers: Fans and Enthusiasts Sharon Olds and Rachel B. Glaser on Reality TV by The Paris Review
3.046s , 10520.9375 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【video sex porno】,Exquisite Information Network